I always knew there was something missing in my life.

[slowmotion]

A baculum. I know I lack backbone, but this is an affront.

https://www.theguardian.com/science...-a-penis-bone-scientists-may-now-know-baculum

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

*Insert Boner Joke h..... Oh ok, maybe not...*

 

[Beebo]

Lasting longer than 3 minutes. Impressive. Are they doing it twice?

Can you imagine the logistics of sitting on a saddle in Lycra shorts with a bone in it.

 

[tyred]

I have no need for a bone in mine!

 

[ufkacbln]

In Rekjavik....



Apparently the human exhibit was from a 95 year old, and they are "hoping for a better specimen"

 

[numbnuts]

No bone = Viagra

 

[Globalti]

I can tell you with certainty that there is a bone; when I was 15 and my loins flooded with testosterone I used to snog my GF Gillian on her doorstep after school every afternoon then attempt to mount my Raleigh 10-speed and ride it home. Those who have tried to ride a bike in a state of tumescence will understand how uncomfortable it is for the first few hundred yards.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Clearly they had fun writing that article....