I am sooooo poooooorly

[ufkacbln]

If there was a £50 note lying on the floor, could you get out of bed to pick it up. If yes, then you are a skivving sissy and should be at your desk or counter or coalmine, whatever.

OT...

I was in a pub and an elderly Gentleman dropped a 20p on the floor. Looked at it and shrugged

A young lad next to him picked it up, and handed it back.

The old guy then explained that with a bad back, hips and knees picking up anything less than 50 p simply was not worth the effort

 

[jefmcg]

The old guy then explained that with a bad back, hips and knees picking up anything less than 50 p simply was not worth the effort

I'm reminded of a meme about Bill Gates, back last century about how much money he would have to drop before it would be worth him stopping to pick it up; assuming he takes 4 seconds to do so, and that he would stop earning during that time. It got up $10,000, based on him "earning" $45 billion in a year.

 

[MichaelW2]

Given the unwillingness of shops to accept £50 squid notes, it hardly seems worthwhile even if you are fit, well and on an average income.

 

[cyberknight]

View attachment 128471 I'm getting spoilt rotton here , no need to tell them I'm feeling better yet eh

Looks like vomit imho

 

[jefmcg]

Looks like vomit imho

I thought the same. This is why food-styling is a skill, even though we can all take photos of our food.

 

[mybike]

I thought the same. This is why food-styling is a skill, even though we can all take photos of our food.

He needs something like this.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I have a cold. Seeing i went about 4 years without one this is my second in about 3 months. My nose is peeing watery snot and it's now as red as a baboon's arse!

 

[Cuchilo]

Looks like vomit imho

I thought the same. This is why food-styling is a skill, even though we can all take photos of our food.

Knowing where he works i find your comments VERY amusing . I get his home cooked food just for me and my tummy . I've seen enough vomit over the last few days to tell you this is not it

 

[jefmcg]

Knowing where he works i find your comments VERY amusing . I get his home cooked food just for me and my tummy . I've seen enough vomit over the last few days to tell you this is not it

Yeah, I guess I really thought "that looks like it looks like vomit"

put it in a nice, shallow soup bowl, gingham napkin, bowl soup spoon to the side, or in the bowl. Maybe a side plate with a crusty door step of bread. Then I will be licking my lips.

The close up in a white porcelain bowl, following many posts that suggest volcanic expulsion of stomach contents - sorry, the mind leaps to nastier scenarios.