Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
So it's a few days or so before xmas, oh how wonderful ?
A few weeks of abject misery as those around wish each other "happy Xmas" and wish peace on earth whilst being pi$$ed out of their minds on god knows how much beer, whilst farting and belching due to the stupid amounts of over rich food they have scoffed.
Credit cards will have been hammered to buy expensive tat, 1/2 of which is not needed.
Turkey (aka dry chicken) is being served with rancid green balls called brussel sprouts and then the family all sit chomping away in stoney silence as in reality they hate each other.
Little johnny the spoilt brat will have smashed his new ipad in a fit of temper as it was only the 64 gig version, not the 500 gig version with laser weapon his mate was getting.
So, whoever invented xmas should have been nailed to a cross for his sins and let us just get through the winter cold and dark without the added misery of this once a year sh1tfest.
On a positive note, with all the rain and 60 mph winds some of the crappy decorations might get blown away.
A few weeks of abject misery as those around wish each other "happy Xmas" and wish peace on earth whilst being pi$$ed out of their minds on god knows how much beer, whilst farting and belching due to the stupid amounts of over rich food they have scoffed.
Credit cards will have been hammered to buy expensive tat, 1/2 of which is not needed.
Turkey (aka dry chicken) is being served with rancid green balls called brussel sprouts and then the family all sit chomping away in stoney silence as in reality they hate each other.
Little johnny the spoilt brat will have smashed his new ipad in a fit of temper as it was only the 64 gig version, not the 500 gig version with laser weapon his mate was getting.
So, whoever invented xmas should have been nailed to a cross for his sins and let us just get through the winter cold and dark without the added misery of this once a year sh1tfest.
On a positive note, with all the rain and 60 mph winds some of the crappy decorations might get blown away.