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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
I'd be very worried if my elected councillor was this man:

A LABOUR politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien.
Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.
The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year.
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained.
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.
Councillor Parkes, who also claims his "real mother" is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers, said people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences and that the encounters don't affect his work on behalf of Whitby residents.
“I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fallback position, but you come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad.
“There are plenty of people in my position who don’t chose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”
He told Channel 4 documentary Confessions Of An Alien Abductee his first recollection is of being lifted out of his cot by an alien.
Councillor Parkes, who spends hours drawing his extra-terrestrial experiences as it helps him to comes to terms with them, said: “The only thing I can remember after that is it saying to me you will never be hurt, your will never be harmed.
“I think I am fairly clear in my head that I am being monitored [by aliens] very closely and if there is anthing that’s seriously about to happen or does happen then I am fairly confident in my own mind that they will intervene, they have in the past.”
He said he is also often followed by the security services and that he and a female passenger in his car were recently abducted by aliens in Cloughton, near Scarborough, before being returned to the vehicle as it moved.”
 

Puddles

Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
:blink: Batshit crazy springs to mind.
 

ThinAir

Do more.
This documentary was one of the most random things I have seen in a long time... Some very strange people out there, and given the reaction one participant gave to the polygraph test results, some very strange people who refuse to acknowledge either science or reason!
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
Well he does sound a little off beam to be sure. But.

Does he do his job ok? Is he any good as a councillor? Pay his taxes? Smile at children and old ladies?
After all we have HRH as the most prominent state figure and she is revered by millions. All because her ancestors were 'chosen' by someone called .............God, a supernatural being who, it is said, made the whole world, more than that, this chap made everything. In seven days !!!

That beats green 9ft mums and Zarka The Cat Queen into a cocked hat.
 

ThinAir

Do more.
Well he does sound a little off beam to be sure. But.

Does he do his job ok? Is he any good as a councillor? Pay his taxes? Smile at children and old ladies?
After all we have HRH as the most prominent state figure and she is revered by millions. All because her ancestors were 'chosen' by someone called .............God, a supernatural being who, it is said, made the whole world, more than that, this chap made everything. In seven days !!!

That beats green 9ft mums and Zarka The Cat Queen into a cocked hat.

Haha... Nuff said, I guess....
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
Anyway I'm off to bed.

Got a nice little bit from The Oort Cloud keeping the bed warm.;)
 

phil_hg_uk

I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
I'd be very worried if my elected councillor was this man:


Oh I watched that documentary I particularly liked it when one of the people who kept getting abducted by aliens took a lie detector test and failed, and the other one who claimed the abductions happened more after a KFC takeaway :giggle: what a load of old bobbins.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Nine foot green alien with eight fingers, yeah right. The green ones never get over four foot - four and a half tops. It's the purple ones that get to nine foot - and they have eleven fingers. Bloke's obviously a fruit-loop - doesn't know what he's on about. He's probably never even seen a Thargan.
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
So it isnt just the Tories who attract the swivel eyed loons

On a separate note, I think we have all tried the old "but it's not sex on a human level" excuse once the beer goggles go on.
 
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