I forgot to pack my lunch!

[jonny jeez]

I forgot my glasses, and now have a day of staring at screens. Eye strain and headaches a go-go.

NIGHTMARE.

 

[lejogger]

I made the mistake of going to a black die dinner at the Royal Lancaster without my cufflinks once, and of course the only pair they could sell me were Cartier ones from their in-house Cartier store

This is exactly the occasion that I would be fettling a pair out of paper clips

 

[Brains]

This is exactly the occasion that I would be fettling a pair out of paper clips

Or a nice pair of Treasury Clips are even better.
If all else fails, then you remember from Scouts how to tie a 'Figure of 8' knot ? Any bit of string or ribbon will do, you can even do it out of strips of A4 paper, or better still Post it notes if you want bright colours

 

[Cubist]

There's a Morrisons

But I bet you can't tell us how to get there, you nasty little spambot you!