I got my arse slapped today

[BigonaBianchi]

I was riding around the roundabout coming into shoreham and suddenly my arse was groped and slapped from behind....wouldnt have minded but it was a guy in a car full of lads with a ladder on the roof...looked like the local gay window cleaners to me....so I blew them all a kiss which totally pissed them all off...self-gratification artists

 

[Speicher]

IIRC you had your bum pinched in Morrisons last year?



Does this thread need photos?

 

[accountantpete]

Hope you checked that he didn't leave pink Windowlene stained fingerprints on your shorts - it could be a tad embarrasing cycling around town with the tell-tale evidence for all to see.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I hope their hand is ok?

Slapping those granite-like glutes must be painful?

 

[dodgy]

This has happened to me a couple of times, I reported to the police both times as I was travelling in traffic at about 20mph and the cars much faster. Both times the police issued a section 59 against the driver.

That might have wiped the smile off their faces, particularly as each time it was the passenger that did the slapping but it's the driver that gets the s59

 

[Van Nick]

IIRC you had your bum pinched in Morrisons last year?

How did he get it back again ?

 

[karen.488walker]

Sevenoaks Shoreham?

 

[yenrod]

I was riding around the roundabout coming into shoreham and suddenly my arse was groped and slapped from behind....wouldnt have minded but it was a guy in a car full of lads with a ladder on the roof...looked like the local gay window cleaners to me....so I blew them all a kiss which totally pissed them all off...self-gratification artists

I feel this is highly illegal - its happened to myself..and it un-nerved me terribly.

Though Bigs - you dealt with it admirably !

 

[yenrod]

This has happened to me a couple of times, I reported to the police both times as I was travelling in traffic at about 20mph and the cars much faster. Both times the police issued a section 59 against the driver.

That might have wiped the smile off their faces, particularly as each time it was the passenger that did the slapping but it's the driver that gets the s59

Go for you Dodge !

 

[yorkshiregoth]

What's an S59??

 

[Hover Fly]

It's something motorists gurn about. A notice that they will seize the vehicle if it happens again.

Police reform act 2002

Where an officer has reasonable grounds for believing that a motor vehicle is being used in a manner which contravenes Road Traffic Act Section 3 (Careless Driving) OR Section 34 (Driving elsewhere than on a road) AND also the manner of use of the vehicle is causing or has been causing or is likely to cause, alarm distress or annoyance to members of the public, Section 59 can be used to:-

initially give a written warning (valid for twelve months)
(commonly called a Section 59 Notice)

and on a subsequent occasion to seize the vehicle.
(it will probably end up in the crusher, or may be ransomed back to the owner)

A constable in uniform has the power to order the person driving to stop the vehicle, to seize and remove the vehicle, to enter any premises on which the officer has reasonable grounds for believing the motor vehicle to be and to use reasonable force. Seizure can made only if a warning has been given, or believed to have been given, or if a warning is clearly being ignored.

 

[badkitty]

my arse was groped and slapped from behind....

I know what how they felt...

 

[Renard]

I know what how they felt...

Firm?

 

[badkitty]

Firm?

Oh yeah...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I know what how they felt...

Behave