I have a stalker

[Drago]

This morning I'm driving into civilisation with Lemmy to visit a friend. I'm so worried I'll see my stalker again I might TWOC the Wife's motor.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Why were Ford Fusion drivers waving at you?

They weren't Fusion drivers then.

 

[Drago]

Would've been Anglia drivers back then.

 

[tyred]

Have you fitted the red go faster stripes and big bore exhaust yet?

 

[Drago]

Er, no! Only addition is my cycle carrier on the roof.

 

[craigwend]

Guess what bI saw today in light blue in the disabled bay outside work

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A Smurf?

 

[Tin Pot]

Casually ask about the boot space in his vehicle, when he shows you keep an eye out for items such as a bottle of rohypnol, duct tape and a shovel.

So tempted to post a link to KY Jelly, but I won't.

Enjoy a real ale with your new best friend, he'll be dead soon anyway.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

should I
drape a chequered picnic blanket across the rear seat

Since you're joining that gang and being well up on the ins and outs of these cults, have you got any idea why they sometimes put a white Panama hat on the rear parcel shelf? Has to be a sign of some sort. Doggers?

 

[Drago]

That's an interesting observation. I will endeavour to find out.

 

[Tin Pot]

Since you're joining that gang and being well up on the ins and outs of these cults, have you got any idea why they sometimes put a white Panama hat on the rear parcel shelf? Has to be a sign of some sort. Doggers?

Leave Panama hats alone!

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Leave Panama hats alone!

I've nothing against them. I'm just wondering why people put one on the parcel shelf... what code is it?

 

[craigwend]

A Smurf?

 

[Tin Pot]

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[NorthernDave]

I'm more surprised that a typical Ford Fusion driver could actually see anything beyond the end of the bonnet...