I have the body of a Greek God*

[Yellow Fang]

I have the body of a Greek god - very white with a small penis.

 

[Doseone]

This article on the BBC website today is relevant to this thread.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

This article on the BBC website today is relevant to this thread.

Relevant? Twas the very inspiration for the thread!

Why would you allow someone to take digital pictures of you naked and en route to or doing the wild thing in the first place, unless that is your profession, and why in the second place would you cede control of said pictures to someone not worthy of your trust?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

How do you know they are not worthy of your trust?

I'll concede the proof of that pudding is in the eating.

 

[Aperitif]

I'll concede the proof of that pudding is in the eating.

That's why I have the body of a Greek yoghurt.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I have seen a couple of me sitting in a little blue bath in front of the fire...

Sad to say, but parents would probably be reported to the police for taking pictures like that now!

The photos were only taken last week though!

 

[Chris S]

I have the body of a Greek God*
* Σειληνός

You mean your arms have fallen off?

 

[Archie_tect]

The photos were only taken last week though!

I knew that gap in the curtains was just inviting trouble.