I like my bikes like I like my ...

[Jezston]

I like my bikes like I like my women - fast, cheap and low maintanance. And from a retailer with a generous returns policy.

I like my bikes like I like my men - strong, with oversized tubing and well lubricated.

YOUR TURN!

 

[Moodyman]

I like riding in the wet.

 

[Moodyman]

When tired, I like the 'push n pull' technique.

Other times I like to grind.

 

[Paulus]

I like my bike, like a model likes a catwalk. Straight, level and leading nowhere fast.

 

[krushavik]

I love a slow steady grind up hill especailly when its wet and slippy.

 

[Davidc]

A quick blow job to start with, building up just the right amount of pressure. Followed up with a long satisfying ride which must have strenuous bits followed by some relaxing freewheeling, so that you can keep it up all day. It should all end with a warm feeling of satisfaction after you come in at the end.

(Note: Quite how long that survives the attention of the mods remains to be seen!)

 

[Arch]

Day to day, I ride on top, and it's all a bit routine.

But for real fun, I like to lie back, and then I may grind a bit building up, but , boy! do I go down fast!

 

[Night Train]

Though the excersise is good I do like relaxing and letting the motor do the work.

 

[ELL]

I like it steady with a group of other men who I can ride hard with when I fancy a good thrashing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I like my bikes like I like my women - fast, cheap and low maintanance. And from

Halfords?

 

[Fnaar]

I had to pump mine up this morning before I could get off!
After our usual ride, I tried to get it up the back passage, but became stuck!
Now I've got to cycle to casualty with a blow-up doll attached to me todger.
(Have I got the wrong end of the stick here?)

 

[Brains]

I find there is nothing like a hard bit of leather on my arse after I get dressed up in my lycra uniform

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I tend to prefer doing it on my own.

 

[amnesia]

My garmin says I am putting out 300watts when pumping hard.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I like to work my crankarms hard