I like my bikes like I like my ...

[downfader]

Cracks knuckles - the king of filth is back!

I like going down, dropping onto a thick tube and riding it hard and fast. I finally come home (or as the Japanese say "arrive") with an exhortation of breathless lungs and pounding heart and collapse in my own sweat and tears.


..too much?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I like my bike like I like my women - just a little bit dirty.

 

[2Loose]

I like my bike like my women, well lubed and purring.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

With wheels instead of legs.

 

[Fnaar]

I don't like my bikes to have fake boobs or facial hair.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

With a large pouch under the saddle.


(sorry)

 

[Night Train]

To attract the attention of other road users large hooters are often advisable.