I like Pot Noodles

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keithmac

Guru
I've seen people survive on Pot Noodle lunches and kebab tea's for 3 years or more with no obvious ill effects (maybe alcohol acts as a blood thinner/ degreaser?).
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
In the time it takes to "prepare" a Pot Noodle you could slice and boil up garlic, stock powder, mushroom, onion and cabbage with some egg noodles and you'd have something far more pleasant to eat. It would also be much cheaper. Add an egg and it's a complete, well-balanced, satisfying meal.
 

potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
In the time it takes to "prepare" a Pot Noodle you could slice and boil up garlic, stock powder, mushroom, onion and cabbage with some egg noodles and you'd have something far more pleasant to eat. It would also be much cheaper. Add an egg and it's a complete, well-balanced, satisfying meal.
And what if you are somewhere without a hob, all you have is access to a kettle?

They are what they are, good, quick, easy snacks for certain situations.
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
And what if you are somewhere without a hob, all you have is access to a kettle?
Basic recipe: couscous and bouillon powder (Marigold make some good versions). Add your choice of:
  • mixed dried herbs, sun-dried tomatoes, pine nuts
  • cumin powder, raisins, pine nuts
  • curry powder, dried mushrooms, a tin of chick-peas
Just pour on boiling water, and serve as is or with cold meat and salad or quiche. If you have to have noodles, fine egg noodles cook just as quickly and easily as couscous.

A staple for cycle touring when you have to book accommodation miles away from a shop or restaurant.
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
Anyway, like on every food thread on CC, I'm waiting for @theclaud to come along and tell me off for eating crap. And that I should be making my own artisanal noodles

I once gifted a box of 72 chicken and mushroom flavour Pot Noodles to my pal Dr Evil (he likes free stuff). Our company was based at a university, and they'd filled our storage space up with leftover shite from Freshers' Week. I was on a bike, so I asked a colleague with a motor to drop the box off. I got a text from Dr Evil saying 'Brilliant - thanks. No food worries for a month.' 'Don't eat only Pot Noodles,' I replied. I saw him at about 7pm the same day - he was already down to 68 and hadn't had 'dinner' yet.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
I once gifted a box of 72 chicken and mushroom flavour Pot Noodles to my pal Dr Evil (he likes free stuff). Our company was based at a university, and they'd filled our storage space up with leftover shite from Freshers' Week. I was on a bike, so I asked a colleague with a motor to drop the box off. I got a text from Dr Evil saying 'Brilliant - thanks. No food worries for a month.' 'Don't eat only Pot Noodles,' I replied. I saw him at about 7pm the same day - he was already down to 68 and hadn't had 'dinner' yet.
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Colin_P

Guru
Yehbutt....

All the poncy proper and probably nicer recipes are not the slag of all snacks.

Sometimes you just want something a bit filthy.
 

Colin_P

Guru
Talking of filthy...

Snot Poodle foreplay involves scoffing the sauce satchet and picking the dried peas off the top scoffing them too whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.
 
I once gifted a box of 72 chicken and mushroom flavour Pot Noodles to my pal Dr Evil (he likes free stuff). Our company was based at a university, and they'd filled our storage space up with leftover shite from Freshers' Week. I was on a bike, so I asked a colleague with a motor to drop the box off. I got a text from Dr Evil saying 'Brilliant - thanks. No food worries for a month.' 'Don't eat only Pot Noodles,' I replied. I saw him at about 7pm the same day - he was already down to 68 and hadn't had 'dinner' yet.
You can't 'gift' someone Pot Noodles
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
I can honestly say I've never been tempted by one.

I am surprised though, if anyone starts a thread off about KFC or McDonalds it ends up full of people looking down their noses at fast food. :biggrin:
 
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