I may as well dig my grave now, then.

[roadrash]

Edit sorry should read ordtion

or even audition

 

[Levo-Lon]

I think we need a CC whip round and buy a mini digger
Its going to be well used

 

[pawl]

I had a laugh in Sainsbugs this afternoon.As i approached the bread aisle,there was this elderly guy on his knees in front of who i thought was his wife.So i jokingly said,i hope he did that when he proposed fifty years ago.

No he didn't,he is my Son.I am 90 years old,she looked fabulous and i told her so,she was so happy she told her Son who said it is always happening,they cannot believe she is that age.So you keep cycling.

Embarrassing.I was manger of residential home for older people.A mother and daughter came in to view a room .One of the women walked with the aid of a stick I took her to view the room and explained all the facilities for pe with mobility problems.sha turned to who I wrongly assumed to be the daaghter and said I think this will be perfect for you mum.The daughter fortunately had a sense of humour.When she called into the office she would say ok if go up to see my daughter.

 

[pawl]

or even audition

77 years of age. It’ten past. 8pm had my Horlick and SanatogenTonic Wine Ten minuets late going to bed Brain failure. Unable to think of further excuses

 

[roadrash]

77 years of age. It’ten past. 8pm had my Horlick and SanatogenTonic Wine Ten minuets late going to bed Brain failure. Unable to think of further excuses

I think any one of them will do

 

[pawl]

Spoil sport.

 

[classic33]

So long as its a good quality one. None of your B&Q crap please.

It'll only be used once, unless you take it with you.

 

[Dave7]

Edit sorry should read ordtion

Us old farts will live for ever

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Us old farts will live for ever

I'm not so sure about that, I've had a couple of visits from the grim reaper already.