I need a new hobby.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Chuffy, 27 Aug 2007.

  1. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    I think I take cycling too seriously. This weekend Bags and I have been mostly knocking out the old fireplace in our new house. As I carted away a barrow load of rubble I found myself thinking 'Great, I've just made the house lighter!'
    Fool...;)
     
  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Now that is funny, although I can't really think of a comment to say for the advantage of a lighter house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. rikki

    rikki Veteran

    And you should be able to ride it up hills quicker

    [Why isn't there a smiley panting exhaustedly .. from riding their house up a hill?]
     
  4. Removing the fireplace can only mean one thing.

    ...coalnowgo?
     
  5. longers

    longers Veteran

    ;) Thanks Chuffy, muesli everywhere!
     
  6. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    You know when you're a serious cyclist? When you rip the fireplace out and replace it with a Sheffield stand.
     
  7. PatrickPending

    PatrickPending Guru

    Location:
    Leicester
    I wouldn't install a carbon fibre fireplace if I were you ;)
     
  8. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Heh....
    The house already has plenty of carbon and it's already on top of a hill. I'm not sure if it's fixed though. Maybe I need a cast iron Victorian house freewheel?
    To the salvage yard, post haste!

    Oh very good Aperitif, very good....;)
     
  9. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Anyone else familiar with this as the old euphemism for a lady's part which is unkempt and/ or unruly?

    e.g. she had a chuff like a ripped out fireplace, I didn't know where to begin.
     
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