I Need a New Job.

[Saluki]

A dinosaur that tells dirty jokes, cool!

Only in the staff room. I don't want to scandalise the parents

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Right that’s it.


I really need another job.

I can put up with the stupid customers, the crappy software, low pay, and the idiots in charge, but they’ve gone and done it now.



THEY'VE PUT A F&&*ING XMAS TREE UP IN THE OFFICE.

IN NOVEMBER !!!!!



Pass me the AK47 and stand back.

Tell them you're badly allergic to pine needles, and if they want to (pretend to be) an equal opportunity employer, they'll get rid of the OH&S hazard immediately!

 

[classic33]

Tell them you're badly allergic to pine needles, and if they want to (pretend to be) an equal opportunity employer, they'll get rid of the OH&S hazard immediately!

They'll have a fake one in in no time!

 

[lutonloony]

Bum hug I say

 

[pplpilot]

I love Christmas. Earlier it starts the better.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Not long til 1st Dec I'll be wearing a Christmas jumper, hat and working along to festive songs til Christmas Day......oh the joys of retail

Not until 1 Dec? That's quite late for retail around here, it seems. Was regaled with Christmas songs when shopping in Asda earlier this month.

 

[nickyboy]

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Ding Dong (merrily on high)

 

[MichaelW2]

Why not bring your own Christmas decoration to the office, representig the true meaning of Christmas, perhaps a life-sized realistic representation of baby Jesus being crucified.

 

[swee'pea99]

Why not bring your own Christmas decoration to the office, representig the true meaning of Christmas, perhaps a life-sized realistic representation of baby Jesus being crucified.

There was a story a few years back, probably apocryphal, about a Tokyo department store that got its Western iconography a bit muddled up, and adorned the front of the store with a massive effigy of Santa on a cross...

 

[Bazzer]

Must admit that we do have one string of lights up in the house, although they are not lit and will not be for at least two weeks.
In my defence it is only because I changed the tungsten bulbs to leds and I cannot be arsed to put them back in the loft.
On the plus side, when Mrs B demands the lights to be on, the electricity consumption will be minimal.

 

[I like Skol]

The meanness of Christmas spirit displayed in this place disappoints me. I thought this was meant to be a fun and friendly cycling community? Peace and goodwill to all men etc.....

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[martint235]

My current team is so fun to be in that we can't even be a***d with Xmas decorations. I've even take a week off work just so I don't have to pretend I'm thinking of going to the Xmas party.

 

[TrishE]

Had to go into Card Factory to get a birthday card for my step sister in law on Tuesday - Christmas carols were being played

Not too bad if you're in a shop for minutes on an eight hour shift I want to cry when the same songs are repeated over and over, although after working one Christmas on counters and two in the cafe where I felt left out as we couldn't dress up I can't wait for Dec 1st as I'm working on the shop floor this year

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Sunday was First Sunday of Advent, so surely Christmas may be discussed henceforth?