I need a new roadbike to match my new jersey

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...in fact since I have bought two new jerseys in different colours....

Seriously though...now i have lost some of the blubber I was carrying I have now been able to wear proper road jerseys for the first time...so now I look so brilliant great fit and toned I reckon it just isnt cool to look so good on a touring bike....nope it just won't do, I need a fast head turner road bike(s) and quick....lend me 3 grand anyone?

 

[Aperitif]

You NEED a Roubaix Expert OR a Cervelo RS...for the bigger boned rider. (There are lots of us about...maybe we could do a deal and get them in CC livery for, say £75 + VAT.

Skinny runts need not apply.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Sounds like exactly what I need...are they available on the NHS?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sounds like exactly what I need...are they available on the NHS?

Well you will need a prescription

 

[Keith Oates]

and a very long wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I think there is a strong case to be made for prescribing a new road bike on the nhs for health reasons. I mean dont smokers get free patches or something and alcoholics get free counselling, and sick people get free medicine...well I am sick...and the cure is a new road bike...I think a GP would be bordering on professional negligees if they didnt prescribe a new road bike to assist in weight loss.