OK, swee'pea99, you had a warning! Smacked botty and back to the Naughty Step for you... right now... ( ah, the crashing noises as an army of concerned professionals break down my front door)
Thank-you mr MagOO. I'm swerving towards a Compaq CQ2300, from somebody like these people....
http://www.cclonline.com/product-info.asp?product_id=41133&tid=frooct
It is by no means a great computer, but I just do not need a great one. XP with a bit else is fine.
I'm surprised how many new XP machines are still out there.
Thank-you for everybody's help. No, swee'pea99, don't move! You do not get off so lightly....