It seems that I've got really squeaky brakes and they might need oiling
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I didn't know this until this evening when I was coming home and had to use them to prevent me going into the side of the van that hadn't overtaken me
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Cue a letter to the transport manager at the depot.

I didn't know this until this evening when I was coming home and had to use them to prevent me going into the side of the van that hadn't overtaken me

Cue a letter to the transport manager at the depot.