I smell....

[Deleted User]

I’m cultivating a nice batch of cottage cheese under my foreskin after only 9 months of not washing.
Anyone like to try a bit?

Can't beat a smeggy knob.

 

[graham56]

I’m cultivating a nice batch of cottage cheese under my foreskin after only 9 months of not washing.
Anyone like to try a bit?

Jezus christus 🤢

 

[Deleted User]

Jezus christus 🤢

That's a NO then?

 

[tyred]

A real man should smell of Woodbine, Guinness, Whiskey and old engine oil.

 

[Fab Foodie]

A real man should smell of Woodbine, Guinness, Whiskey and old engine oil.

Damn!

 

[Deleted User]

A real man should smell of Woodbine, Guinness, Whiskey and old engine oil.

I don't smoke but the other 3 are spot on.

 

[Deleted User]

Damn!

That's what being a 'home worker' does for you.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Or am I just weird....

Could be that you're just getting generally more odious as you get older.

 

[slowmotion]

I think that Fabbers is going to start a cult, The Stinkers. Acolytes will hand over all their wealth to him, cut all ties with their families, and leave their sponge bags at home.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/talking-apes/201509/you-smell-and-thats-good-thing

 

[lazybloke]

Alcohols? Does this mean I can save money on beer by licking myself?

You have to lick Fabbers first

 

[Accy cyclist]

One should never let standards slip,no matter how much shoot one has to endure!🧐 I shower and close shave daily,sometimes shower twice a day in summer. I'm rarely seen without a tie and collar or a cravat and collar. I make sure my shoes/boots are mirror shined. I definitely do not wear stuff like cargo pants,crocs,flip flops,baggy/faded/torn jeans or those horrendous grey marl baggy tracksuit bottoms!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Could be that you're just getting generally more odious as you get older.

Frack Orf!

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's what being a 'home worker' does for you.

Being a relative newbie round these parts you’re clearly unaware of my pre-lockdown louche jet-set 5* work life. Since having to work from home, I’ve been unable to keep my liver in the manner to which it’s become accustomed....

 

[stephec]

@Fab Foodie do you have hairs growing out of your ears and nostrils as well?

 

[Fab Foodie]

@Fab Foodie do you have hairs growing out of your ears and nostrils as well?

Ears nose....nostrils need the occasional pluck