I spy a sterotype

[cyberknight]

And the Granny?

the bbq still works
4.40 seconds ............

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

And the Granny?

She's still roasting in peace/pieces.

Sorry - I'll get me coat!

 

[Glow worm]

I seem to see the worst driving from Volvo drivers. Maybe it's a local thing to hereabouts or something. They seem to do a lot of really dumb stuff. Just earlier today I popped out to the next village to the shop and had an oncoming Volvo wnaker suddenly turn left right across my path, no indication as usual. The genius was attempting a U- turn. I stopped and gestured the half-wit to come back for a conversation, but he roared off. Dreadful drivers, spineless gits.

 

[ufkacbln]

I tend to go with Top Gear on this one, Audi drivers have taken over from BMW ones. If I am having car trouble on my commute home it'll be one of three things

1 - An Audi
2 - A tiny Japanese thing, probably an Aygo
3 - I've reached ****ing Swanley and all bets are off.

Audi - for when your driving is too poor for a BMW

 

[S.Giles]

Many miles of primary research on my part have instilled in me a fear of Audi and BMW drivers (x2 if the car is black).

I guess they're just more important than the rest of us, and are speeding to urgent meetings and such-like.

I remember suggesting to a friend several months ago that anyone attempting to purchase a black Audi or BMW should have their driving licence confiscated on precautionary grounds. :-)

Steve

 

[JoeyB]

Haha, my Audi is black and so is the wife's BMW

Old Errol is a murky blue mind.

 

[Di Di]

... And do you both drive like thwaites?

 

[mattobrien]

We have a black Audi and a black BMW in our household

We also have a black Elise too.

There must be something about black cars in our household. Everyone beware!

 

[JoeyB]

... And do you both drive like thwaites?

Nope not really, I even know how to use indicators.

 

[Di Di]

Well there you are. Study over. All audi drivers are not massive gits.

You're welcome​

 

[Alex H]

Here it's usually cars with one of these on the back

 

[ufkacbln]

We have a black Audi and a black BMW in our household

My wife would kill me.... the bikes are in the garage!

 

[Kestevan]

Usually a white Audi round here.
Driven by either an overly orange woman with blonde hair and an iphone welded to the side of her head, or a slightly balding, middle aged man in a too tight suit, and sunglasses.

 

[sidevalve]

Disclaimer: Other car makes are available.
On a country lane, this afternoon, and approaching temporary traffic lights. (A twenty metre length of road has slipped into the ditch.) They turn green as I near. As I begin to go through, a car coming in the other direction barely slows as he pulls over to the grass verge on his side. I realise it is his intention to sneak through on red because, presumably, he thinks it's perfectly okay as this is a country road, it's not busy and, hey, I'm just a cyclist. I don't move from primary. He stops. He glares. I note the make of car. BMW.

Don't feel too upset - I had one try to do this to me when I was driving the car, and that was a fully marked [white+ red/yellow chevrons the lot, motorway maintenance vehicle. The only good bit in my case was it was my company car and he really didn't stand a chance - made the idiot reverse all the way back.
The world is full of blind stupid arrogant people - just be ready to get out of their way and accept it, it's easier on the blood pressure.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Well there you are. Study over. All audi drivers are not massive gits.

You're welcome​

Hang on a sec! Let's not jump to conclusions.