Trumpettom001
Well-Known Member
So riding along a cycle track, in the middle of nowhere, and the owner of two dogs seems surprised to see me on a bike.... nevertheless, he tries to call his dogs under control as they are heading for me - no wait theyre next to me getting muddy pawprints all over my slightly muddy trousers... bit annoying as I HATE SODDING STUPID DOGS...
soo one dog turns around to jump and prace in that way that only dogs do, then bounds towards me again, I then move out the way, and the dog runs full pelt into the owners 'nads.... (Shaking with silent laughter by now)
wish i'd have had some wort of witty line for that moment - will have to think of one for if it ever happens again..
so later, ride past two chavs, who I can tell are "upto" somthing.... turns out all they wanted to do was shout BANG!!! as loud as possible when I rode past... I yelled a suitable profanity back, and am now happyily sitting typing here whilst theyre drinking chemicals at a childrens play park...
rant over
soo one dog turns around to jump and prace in that way that only dogs do, then bounds towards me again, I then move out the way, and the dog runs full pelt into the owners 'nads.... (Shaking with silent laughter by now)
wish i'd have had some wort of witty line for that moment - will have to think of one for if it ever happens again..
so later, ride past two chavs, who I can tell are "upto" somthing.... turns out all they wanted to do was shout BANG!!! as loud as possible when I rode past... I yelled a suitable profanity back, and am now happyily sitting typing here whilst theyre drinking chemicals at a childrens play park...
rant over