I think I could be a pro cyclist but...

[HorTs]

...I can't cycling no handed. If I could get the no hands sorted then I might contact Sky and see if they've got a space.

Any tips?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

...I can't cycling no handed.

Neither can Froome, so you should just get in touch now.

 

[helston90]

I also think I could as well- until I realise it was a tail wind on a downhill, after that it all goes t!ts up.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I never had the time, otherwise I'd have kicked some serious ass.

 

[surfdude]

i can ride no handed but being old , over weight and slow might go against me

 

[Heifer73]

I have no chance, can't cycle one handed let alone no handed or descend.

 

[palinurus]

I could too, but those races are long. I don't have enough holiday allowance from my important job.

Perhaps if they did the same distance in fewer days I'd enter.

 

[RedRider]

I'd dominate the Spring classics but refuse to wear team kit. Their loss!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I tried to negotiate adequate tea breaks but they weren't having it. After that I got blacklisted and no team would touch me. So much for solidarity, eh....?

 

[Diggs]

I tried to negotiate adequate tea breaks but they weren't having it. After that I got blacklisted and no team would touch me. So much for solidarity, eh....?

Ahh that Tea Break Omerta, heard so much about it

 

[young Ed]

i reckon i would make a great team rider if i was on a pinarello dogma or so, apparently team sky thinks otherwise, i even sent them a video of me riding with out stabilisers!
Cheers Ed

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Ahh that Tea Break Omerta, heard so much about it

Aye, they're all too busy trying to get in the break to try to get the break in.

 

[young Ed]

I tried to negotiate adequate tea breaks but they weren't having it. After that I got blacklisted and no team would touch me. So much for solidarity, eh....?

not very British then, are they?
Cheers Ed

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

not very British then, are they?
Cheers Ed

No and it's pure exploitation. They don't even give you toilets, let alone toilet breaks. And they move their staff around so quickly the flying pickets don't get a chance. Not becoming a pro cyclist was a decision I made on purely moral principles.

 

[Bollo]

The photo in my biological passport looks nothing like me.