I think I could be a pro cyclist but...

[tyred]

They wanted me but wouldn't accept a flat cap as a helmet so I declined.

They also insisted on derailleur gears. Ugh!

 

[fossyant]

I shall be on a 'banned drug' shortly, so do I get automatic entry to the pro ranks ?

 

[vernon]

i reckon i would make a great team rider if i was on a pinarello dogma or so, apparently team sky thinks otherwise, i even sent them a video of me riding with out stabilisers!
Cheers Ed

Tricycles aren't allowed....

 

[young Ed]

Tricycles aren't allowed....

ah i'm buggered then
isn't that a bit discriminative?
Cheers Ed

 

[Drago]

Phone rings...

"Drago, it's Team Sky here. Wiggo has retired. We need you to take his place, sharpish."

"What's the package?"

"2 million a year, plus endorsements, plus an Audi company car."

"A 4x4? Screw your job."

 

[Saluki]

I shall be on a 'banned drug' shortly, so do I get automatic entry to the pro ranks ?

Funny you should say that as Hubster is already on EPO. Who do you think he should apply to?

 

[young Ed]

Funny you should say that as Hubster is already on EPO. Who do you think he should apply to?

team sky, who else?
Cheers Ed

 

[fossyant]

Funny you should say that as Hubster is already on EPO. Who do you think he should apply to?

Astana of course !

 

[fossyant]

Phone rings...

"Drago, it's Team Sky here. Wiggo has retired. We need you to take his place, sharpish."

"What's the package?"

"2 million a year, plus endorsements, plus an Audi company car."

"A ****panzer? Screw your job."

You only got offered an Audi. Sheesh. They offered me a Jag Sportbrake, which is great, but I don't like Dogmas, had it been a Colnago then I would have ridden for free.

 

[Saluki]

Astana of course !

Today Hubster rode no handed while swigging from his bidon, he has EPO yesterday so we are just waiting for a call now. Naturally he will turn them down.