I thought Google snooping was all about showing you appropriate ads

[swee'pea99]

So what does this tell me about me?

 

[Alex H]

You're old and single?

 

[swee'pea99]

Wrong and wrong. Otherwise, spot on Unka Google!

 

[Racing roadkill]

 

[MontyVeda]

google thinks you're over 40, but other than that it has little idea about you.

 

[postman]

You are not quite ready for the knackers yard.But your hearing is going,you are single and it is possible you could retire earlier if you could get your hands on a bit of dosh.

 

[Drago]

You're young but you look old. And you're randy.

 

[swee'pea99]

You're young but you look old. And you're randy.

That's uncanny...Google could learn a thing or two...

 

[classic33]

So what does this tell me about me?

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A mafia hitman has the contract on you, you'll never hear them approach. And it's all because you were seen with the relative of his boss. When finished she'll be selling your house.

 

[swee'pea99]

A mafia hitman has the contract on you, you'll never hear them approach. And it's all because you were seen with the relative of his boss. When finished she'll be selling your house.

Yikes. This is, like, a guess, right?