I was just wondering...is Santa going to work from home this year?

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
With all this Covid stuff still going on and the fact that visits to different households are either not allowed or at least very restricted, how will Santa be able to make his rounds this year? Surely it risks a huge spike in cases if one man visits every house where there are children in one night. How many masks, gloves and gallons of hand sanitiser would he require to make all these visits? If he takes all that with him, he'll not have room on his sleigh for the presents. Besides he will spend so much time sanitising after each stop he'd never have enough time to do it all. With so many different countries with so many different regulations to consider, how would he even remember all the different laws?

Is delivering toys considered an essential service which he will be allowed to complete?

Or will he lose his job because of Covid and have to sign on for whatever benefits are available in Lapland?
 

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
Poshshire
Wouldn't Satan be exempt as an essential worker?
 

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
Poshshire
Apparently Father Lenin wont be delivering AK47s to Corbyns house this year because of the decadent imperialist virus.

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