I was just wondering...is Santa going to work from home this year?

[winjim]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welfare_in_Finland

The old duffer will be fine. I do wonder how many people think that Lapland is fictional, like Timbuktu or Auchtermuchty.

Surely everyone knows of the evil wizard Zargothrax, dark emperor of Dundee, the bane of Cowdenbeath, the scourge of Auchtermuchty, arch-foe of the questlords of Inverness.

He was once listed on the Auchtermuchty Wikipedia page as a notable resident but somebody edited him out.

 

[postman]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Santa isn’t a man you must surely know this?

The truth is that Santa moves so supernaturally fast that the exposure time (for each kid) to Covid is nano seconds. So there’s little risk of him spreading the virus.

 

[classic33]

Santa isn’t a man you must surely know this?

The truth is that Santa moves so supernaturally fast that the exposure time (for each kid) to Covid is nano seconds. So there’s little risk of him spreading the virus.

Suppose he catches it though. All those house he'll be entering.

 

[Milkfloat]

Suppose he catches it though. All those house he'll be entering.

He is not exactly in a good demographic either - old and overweight, he might not even make it though the night. I am not sure how if is going to deal with quarantine when entering each country.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Suppose he catches it though. All those house he'll be entering.

Too short an exposure time and he is not Human

 

[classic33]

He is not exactly in a good demographic either - old and overweight, he might not even make it though the night. I am not sure how if is going to deal with quarantine when entering each country.

Even at seven days isolation, it'll take him much longer than he's used to.

 

[postman]

Look I watch Miracle on 34th Street each year.And if the United States Postal Service say he is real well who am I at 70 to disagree.

 

[Edwardoka]

Apparently Father Lenin wont be delivering AK47s to Corbyns house this year because of the decadent imperialist virus.

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Nonsense. The fatherland redistributes to all. You leave carrot for deer, he leave potato wine. спасибо!

 

[Speicher]

On this morning's news conference, Johnathon Van-Tam confirmed that Santa is first in line for the vaccine next week.