I was sitting on the loo when...

[rich p]

...for want of any reading matter, I started reading the Domestos bog cleaning bottle.

According to the blurb it kills flu viruses including swine flu - so I'v had a couple of slurps and we'll just have to wait and see.

It was the yellow one; not sure if the other colours are as effective.

 

[4F]

...for want of any reading matter, I started reading the Domestos bog cleaning bottle.

According to the blurb it kills flu viruses including swine flu - so I'v had a couple of slurps and we'll just have to wait and see.

It was the yellow one; not sure if the other colours are as effective.

The purple one makes your breath smell nice

 

[darth vadar]

Somebody I know tried to commit suicide by drinking Domestos.

He went clean round the bend !!!

 

[rich p]

It used to claim to kill 99% of all known germans I think.

 

[Paulus]

It used to claim to kill 99% of all known germans I think.

What about those we don't know?

 

[Globalti]

Bog reading is a great and venerable and almost entirely male activity. When something comes in the post that's not important enough to be read during valuable free time (when I could be fettling bikes or even riding them) it goes on the downstairs WC window sill for reading when I have absolutely nothing else I can be doing, the process of bowel evacuation being something that Must Not Be Hurried.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Interesting list, Mort - we've got (from memory):

Dinkum Dunnies - Austrailian khazis picture book
Rodger's Profanisaurus: The Magna Farta
Rodger Mellie's Ad Break
One of several copies of 'Peter Simple'
The Big Issue and its sister mag, The Saturday Telegraph

Not that I hang around in there for any length of time...

Ps If you're having a Domestos, make sure it's a cold one!

 

[Crackle]

I must be alone in the male world, as I spend virtually no time on the loo, certainly not there long enough to read.

I have noticed my Tesco kitchen wipes kill swine flu too. I'll have one for dinner, then we can compare results.

 

[Davidc]

will rich p have rich p when the domestos has gone through?

 

[redjedi]

I don't do too much reading while on the john, but my new flatmate likes a read.
His current reading material is the latest Screwfix Direct catalogue. He could be some time.

 

[661-Pete]

You're me besssshhhht frennnn' Rich m'bhhhouuuyyy....

Actually are those winos nice people still around Norfolk Square? Might get a few tips....

 

[Globalti]

Women's clothing catalogues are good value as well, especially as after a few days they will actually automatically fall open at the lingerie pages, saving you the trouble. The Next catalogue has some real honeys, but don't bother with Boden.

 

[Theseus]

Women's clothing catalogues are good value as well, especially as after a few days they will actually automatically fall open at the lingerie pages, saving you the trouble. The Next catalogue has some real honeys, but don't bother with Boden.

My wife gets the Bravissimo one. Might be worth taking that in with me.

 

[dellzeqq]

The father of a friend (you may have met her) was an editor at Penguin. He received a copy of every Penguin published. That's a lot of Penguins. Every room had bookshelves floor to ceiling. Including the downstairs w.c. Which is how I came to read http://www.amazon.co...iews/0140030565

What finer way to blight one's late teenage years than to sit on cool porcelain with your keks around your ankles, reading J.P. Donleavy's little treasure?

Now - where did I put Portnoy's Complaint...?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I must be alone in the male world, as I spend virtually no time on the loo, certainly not there long enough to read.

+1. You are not alone Crackle. I read in bed.