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Tim Hall

Guest
Location
Crawley
What's that at the top? Something with a tail, looks like a toaster. On fire.

Perhaps a new take on hi-vis. Better than the conventional, I suppose.

Edit to add: is this an excuse to add our pictures of unusual clothing choices?
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That would be a bad idea.
 
[QUOTE 5292846, member: 9609"].. there's nothing turns womens heads as much as a white van, I don't know why, but there is definitely something going on.[/QUOTE]

If your white van fails to turn a woman's head, don't forget that it is the vehicle of choice for abductors, with easy open side doors and nifty acceleration.
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
[QUOTE 5293075, member: 9609"]I guess he had the windows open though ?



any translators out there ? what are they saying[/QUOTE]

Are his trainers on fire?
 

Slick

Guru
Black go faster stripes...tick
Fake leather seat covers...tick
Radio always max volume...tick
Fag hanging from mouth....tick
Chrome tail pipe....nah not that much of a nob !
I'm afraid that I had the lot. The girls said they weren't impressed but I knew that they were. :becool:
 
Oh, it's much worse than that. I was on foot, in jeans and - I'm not kidding - this shirt
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(yup, I may be appearing of on a petrol head forum right now)
I just realised that it is even worse than that. (I was being a good citizen, an old man suffering from the heat asked me to remove the litter beside him, which I decided to carry to the recycling bin so) I was carrying two empty pint size Heineken bottles
 

Andrew_P

In between here and there
I just assumed when I get those wtf do they think they look and sound like moment it is just a sure I sign I am old. Kind of the modern version of Dr and Coppers looking like kids... But that too.

I hookah thing is that not just a vape on anabolic steroids? Hope he spilled it over the faux leather.
 

mybike

Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
Young men with money have always been nobbers, it's just the way they show it that changes. Try being in the West End of London late any evening and you will see them displaying their stupidity and misplaced superiority.

I hear some of them even wear white trousers.
 
Location
London
Young men with money have always been nobbers, it's just the way they show it that changes. Try being in the West End of London late any evening and you will see them displaying their stupidity and misplaced superiority.
Bit of a curious statement to be honest TVC. No female nobbers? All nobbers are in London? I know some foreign folk who were a bit taken aback by the behavior of folk of both sexes in Nottingham of a weekend evening.
 

TVC

Guest
Bit of a curious statement to be honest TVC. No female nobbers? All nobbers are in London? I know some foreign folk who were a bit taken aback by the behavior of folk of both sexes in Nottingham of a weekend evening.
I don't understand your point.
 

Rezillo

TwoSheds
Location
Suffolk
Oh, it's much worse than that. I was on foot, in jeans and - I'm not kidding - this shirt
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My eyes. Call the fashion police

We went on holiday to Sorrento with a fellow CCer, whose pride and joy was a collection of Mambo shirts that we roundly derided. His wife maintained a diplomatic silence on the matter but he claimed they were rare collectors items.

Anyway, we went for a restaurant meal in Sorrento and one of the waiters spotted his shirt. Shouting Mambo! he did a little jig round the table and then went to get the rest of the waiters to come and look at our friend's rare clothing. The Italians all thought it was very cool and we got some free drinks. Every course, the waiter would dance across with his trays, shout Mambo! again and serve our food with a flourish.
 
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