I will sue God. And win.

[slowmotion]

Next time Boris ventures forth, it will be through a blizzard of locusts. He'll come back covered in a plague of boils too. It will quite serve him right for being a vexatious litigant.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Who's Sue?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Don't most people woo god - and sin?

 

[EltonFrog]

I've had this problem with god, he's done this sort of thing loads of times He really doesn't give a bollix. He's a daffodil.

 

[400bhp]

Reminds me of that classic Clash song - I fought the Lord and the Lord won.

 

[classic33]

Who's Sue?

You know, she's got a sister called Peggy.

 

[VamP]

Who's Sue?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-1BJfDvSITY

 

[Cyclopathic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-1BJfDvSITY

I'd say that boy has a genuine claim. Sue should sue. But who should Sue sue? What if the judge won't listen and says "Shoo Sue, I don't like your shoes. I will not hear your sue Sue." Of course I'm imagining the judge to be Dr. Suess (sic)