I'd start a thread about phones...

[Crackle]

....And how farking big they are now but it will be taken over by the luddites scrambling over each other like a Black Friday sale to say how they still rely on cans and string.

This new one was described as a wee pocketable one over the phone by the silky talking sales bloke. The damn screen is bigger than my old phone. I have to stretch my phone sock over it. Pain in the derriere, probably literally. Now I know why jean pockets are so large they go past my goolies, cue pocket jokes about reaching to the floor etc....

 

[MichaelW2]

Derek Zoolander is weeping into his Orange Mocha Frappuccino.

 

[Crackle]

Derek Zoolander is weeping into his Orange Mocha Frappuccino.

That went whoosh, over my head, just like the sales patter.

 

[awomaninsane]

Hahahahahahhaha, omg, actually laughing here. Phone sock. Oh. My. God. A phone sock, hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Crackle]

Hahahahahahhaha, omg, actually laughing here. Phone sock. Oh. My. God. A phone sock, hahahahahahahahahaha

How very dare you, this phone sock was hand knitted by a relative.

 

[Jody]

People keep commenting on the size of my new phone. Usually along the lines of "why have you brought your tablet out". Truth is I use it more for watching films, playing games, browsing the net and taking pictures than I do making calls so why not.

Wouldn't want anything bigger than this phone though.

 

[Jody]

 

[Levo-Lon]

http://www.cotswoldoutdoor.com/jack...gclid=CNf0vbu4jckCFYu6GwodPaIOyw&gclsrc=aw.ds


this is what you need for the mobile

 

[Markymark]

iPhone 6. Anything else is for losers.

 

[Markymark]

iPhone 6S.... iPhone 6 is for losers....

No, they're for the elderly who can't see so well....

 

[Crackle]

Iphones are out. I swim at the shallow end of the phone pool

 

[welsh dragon]

This thread reminds me of that Tv show where they had enormous 4 foot long phones and the person holding it was shouting into it in the middle of a shopping precinct.

 

[Markymark]

This thread reminds me of that Tv show where they had enormous 4 foot long phones and the person holding it was shouting into it in the middle of a shopping precinct.

Trigger Happy TV

 

[tyred]

Mobile phone, pah!

You can't beat the real thing.

 

[ANT 666]

What prey is a mobile telephone?