Ideas for an anti cyclist's 60th birthday present

[ufkacbln]

A T shirt

 

[nappadang]

He's a real ale drinker. Some pipe cleaners, a razor, and patches for the elbows of his 30 year old jumper.

I'm a real ale drinker and my jumper isn't a day over 29

 

[ufkacbln]

Why are fleeces more popular then woolen jumpers?

If you wear a fleece, you can drink real ale without being mistaken for a folk singer

 

[Bollo]

talks about his works pension a lot

Robert Maxwell's Autobiography.

 

[ayceejay]

Two handkerchief's and some ankle bells

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2mlWZJSGr4

 

[Accy cyclist]

I was too tight to buy him a present,so i gift wrapped this for him. http://0.tqn.com/d/bicycling/1/0/M/3/-/-/lanceperformancebook.jpg Hope he enjoys it!

 

[downfader]

I was too tight to buy him a present,so i gift wrapped this for him. http://0.tqn.com/d/bicycling/1/0/M/3/-/-/lanceperformancebook.jpg Hope he enjoys it!

I do hope you've written "LIES!" all over every page with red marker pen

 

[Saddle bum]

Buy him an entry for London 2 Brighton.

 

[Rezillo]

Framed copies of these pages:

http://www.whatcar.com/car-news/ved-band-a-road-tax-free-cars/1199969

http://www.nextgreencar.com/car-tax/band/band-A-list/

 

[RWright]