Ideas to Improve Sport

[Drago]

Long jump - land mines to be concealed in the sand at random distances.

 

[Jenkins]

TV and radio coverage of sport would be much improved by not having hours of pointless punditry before and after the game/match/race. Just broadcast the event with decent commentary and move on to the next one.
And completely ban fan phone ins such as 606 on BBC 5Live.

 

[Drago]

No-nothing pundits should lighten the tone by being forced to feign tourettes if they chunter on for more than 10 seconds.

 

[Illaveago]

Strongman - competitors to wear gorilla suits and regularly beat their chests.

Ah but them someone could cheat by using a real gorilla!

 

[Drago]

Football - Football shall be reduced to a game of penalties. Same end result, but by cutting the pointless and boring "game" bit fans can get to the pub quicker.

A pleasant effect of this scheme is that it gives reduced opportunities for pundits to waste airtime talking patent bollards.

 

[stephec]

The gymnastic event where they run from one side of the mat to the other, somersaulting as they go.

Build whoppee cushions into the mat at random locations with an extra point scored for every hit.

 

[Drago]

Build whoppee cushions into the mat at random locations with an extra point scored for every hit.

And make them drink 5 pints of Courage bitter in the 30 minutes prior to the event form visual effects to match the sound of whoopee cushions going off.

 

[C R]

No-nothing pundits should lighten the tone by being forced to feign tourettes if they chunter on for more than 10 seconds.

Would you be OK with yes-someting pundits?

 

[KingstonGraham]

The gymnastic event where they run from one side of the mat to the other, somersaulting as they go.

Build whoppee cushions into the mat at random locations with an extra point scored for every hit.

This commentary is still unsurpassed


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