Ideas to Improve Sport

[Vapin' Joe]

Hilly snooker table.

 

[Oldhippy]

Horses should sit on the jockey when racing for half the race.

 

[KingstonGraham]

Monkey jockeys on greyhounds

 

[lazybloke]

3-legged race in the next Olympics

 

[Ming the Merciless]

100m backwards running

 

[Dogtrousers]

All ball games involving two contestants or teams should be changed to three. Pitches and courts to be made triangular. Number of balls in play to be increased from one to five. Ball-chasing dogs to be introduced. Rules to be abolished.

 

[lazybloke]

My wife did the "Bacchus run", a hilly half-marathon with frequent wine-tasting checkpoints.

That's the kind of thing that would get me running regularly 😍

 

[Once a Wheeler]

Right-handers in tennis: learn to turn the racquet-head slightly clockwise so that, when serving, you give the ball an anti-clockwise spin. When serving to a left-hander from the deuce court, the ball would be near impossible to return. For a left-hander, reverse the procedure.

 

[Punkawallah]

The big stick? 🙂

Frame pump?

 

[raleighnut]

Formula 1 all drivers required to visit the McDonalds drive thru* during the race for a Big Mac, Fries and a Shake which must be consumed before the finish, penalties to be given if the driver throws any of the food/wrapper out of the vehicle

* to be situated at the start of 'pit lane'

 

[Oldhippy]

Tennis players to play with cricket bats and vice versa.

 

[matticus]

bungee rock-climbing.

 

[Dogtrousers]

bungee rock-climbing.

I'm sure I've seen that on telly

 

[Stevo 666]

Frame pump?

As long as it's big and heavy enough to do some damage, sure.

 

[matticus]

Decathlon Roulette - Teams of 10, each athlete gets allocated to a random event.