Ideas to Improve Sport

[Moon bunny]

TdF and other stage races:- one stage on novelty cycles, choose from Chopper, unicycle, butcher’s carrier bike or any cycle made pre-1900.

 

[DRM]

Football to be crossed with The Squid Games, any players feigning injury to be shot by snipers in the stands

 

[Drago]

Tae Kwon Do - competitors to dress as Morris dancers and there to be a maypole in dojang.

 

[Moon bunny]

100m foot race:- the runners Are divided into two, and started from opposite ends of the track, they meet at approximately half-way and have to fight their way past

 

[KingstonGraham]

All ball games involving two contestants or teams should be changed to three. Pitches and courts to be made triangular. Number of balls in play to be increased from one to five. Ball-chasing dogs to be introduced. Rules to be abolished.

There is a version of football played by three teams on a pitch with three goals and the winner is the team conceding fewest goals. Must make tactics interesting because you might have 20 attackers all going towards one goal and then a change in allegiances.

 

[Drago]

Moto GP - derestricted ebikes must be used. Privateers may use a Surron.

 

[DRM]

Downhill MTB to be raced on Bromptons, with extra points for the most spectacular unexpected folding incident on the day

 

[PeteXXX]

Golf is to be played with dodecahedron shaped balls. 🏌️

 

[Drago]

Ice Hocky - the puck is to be substituted with a land mine.

 

[DRM]

Golf is to be played with dodecahedron shaped balls. 🏌️

Or even better, balls that randomly explode when struck

 

[Ming the Merciless]

TDF on unicycles

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Water polo on swimming horses

 

[Moon bunny]

Track cycling:-the track to be in the form of a giant möbius strip.

 

[DRM]

world Darts Championship prizes to be a 4 berth family caravan, or a Dacia Sandero, runners up win their bus fare home

 

[stephec]

My wife did the "Bacchus run", a hilly half-marathon with frequent wine-tasting checkpoints.

That's the kind of thing that would get me running regularly 😍

You should do a beer mile. 🍻