Curling - the broom should be replaced with a pickaxe.
Achieving exactly... What?* 🤔
* - Except for pissing off the 'Ice Techs' of course.
I think that beach volleyball is hard to improve on, at least from a spectator's point of view.
Make them all do it naked - You get to watch boobs or willies bobbing about and kids get a free anatomy lesson too! 🤣
In fact, lets get back to the 'old days' and have all Olympic competitors competing naked!
Special rules will need to be applied to the Winter games, obviously.
Topless beach volleyball - all male teams from Cheshire, minimum age 60, minimum BMI 40.
I reckon there must be some contenders on here then! 🤣
100m foot race:- the runners Are divided into two, and started from opposite ends of the track, they meet at approximately half-way and have to fight their way past
Just hold it on the tube at Rush - Hour!
world Darts Championship prizes to be a 4 berth family caravan, or a Dacia Sandero, runners up win their bus fare home
What about the Speed Boat?
Have mannequins with scored targets that they have to aim at!
Cricket - fielders awarded bonus runs onto their batting score for the quality of drawings done between any need to move. Batters get three runs for a direct run on a fielders easel .
Art?
All pitch-based sports to relocate to a steep hill, and to have the ball replaced with a large wheel of Double Gloucester.
In't that already a thing?
More for men than women, but I'd like to see the men required to take their swimming trunks off in swimming events, after they've entered the water. Under the water there'd be baby snapping crocodiles!
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You had me up until the 'after entering the water' and 'turtle' bit 🤣
Archery: Every contestant must be accompanied by at least one young child with loose baby teeth. Arrows must be tied to said teeth. Shots will not be counted unless the tooth is removed. Failed shots are fined to fund the tooth fairy.
"Calling Social Services...!"
Is the bungee to be attached to the top or the bottom of the climb?
