Ideas to Improve Sport

[Moon bunny]

All forms of cycling:- a system for rewarding well turned out bikes and riders, with penalties for all-Matt-black bikes and clothing.

 

[Paulus]

F1 - pit girls to be re introduced. All candidates to have beards and a beer belly.

That would go for the Darts competitions as well.
Oh hold on, that's the competitors 🤔

 

[Drago]

Snooker - all the pockets to be filled with concrete.

 

[C R]

Snooker - all the pockets to be filled with concrete.

Nitroglycerin in random pockets would add some excitement, now that Steve Davies has retired.

 

[Illaveago]

On the other hand, you Don’t see many tall people in gymnastics.

Ah! They wouldn't need lifting up to bars then.

 

[Illaveago]

Snooker - all the pockets to be filled with concrete.

Replace the red balls with tomatoes!

 

[PeteXXX]

100 yard sprint to be done wearing a Mr Blobby suit & shouting Blobby Blobby Blobby during the race.

 

[Dogtrousers]

100 yard sprint to be done wearing a Mr Blobby suit & shouting Blobby Blobby Blobby during the race.

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This could be applied to all sports. Ideal examples are fencing, diving and cricket.

I suppose it wouldn't make all that much difference to, say, Rugby (either League or Union)

 

[PeteXXX]

This could be applied to all sports. Ideal examples are fencing, diving and cricket.

I suppose it wouldn't make all that much difference to, say, Rugby (either League or Union)

Indeed! It could be renamed the Blobbylympics 😀

 

[Time Waster]

I think they should replace footballs with egg shaped balls which roll unpredictably. It would make it much more fun.

You mean play football with a rugby ball? Sounds interesting.

 

[Time Waster]

Ah! They wouldn't need lifting up to bars then.

But they would break their legs on the ground as they spin around the bars!

 

[Time Waster]

Indeed! It could be renamed the Blobbylympics 😀

They could hold the first one in Morecambe, I'm sure the council would be happy to give Noel Edmonds some more of the taxpayer's money.

 

[Drago]

Air hockey - competitors to power the table by blowing through a tube while playing.

 

[Badger_Boom]

...I suppose it wouldn't make all that much difference to, say, Rugby (either League or Union)...

Oh, I don't know about that.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j9of2IPCRE

 

[captain nemo1701]

The Olympics should go back to their roots - all competitors naked. No arguments about who has the best kit then...