If a plane is travelling on a treadmill...

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LOL!

Now. There are two ducks in front of a duck...
 

longers

Veteran
Do you mean cuddly nice or tasty nice?
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Here's one: two chavs are skidding in a Corsa on ice. They hit a tree at 30 mph. The skinny chav bloke weighs 10 stone and is wearing Rockport but his female partner weighs 18 stone and is wearing Cappa. Will the chav in Rockport accelerate faster through the windscreen faster than the chav in Cappa?
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Here's one: two chavs are skidding in a Corsa on ice. They hit a tree at 30 mph. The skinny chav bloke weighs 10 stone and is wearing Rockport but his female partner weighs 18 stone and is wearing Cappa. Will the chav in Rockport accelerate faster through the windscreen faster than the chav in Cappa?
 
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