If a plane is travelling on a treadmill...

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Here's one: two chavs are skidding in a Corsa on ice. They hit a tree at 30 mph. Will the chav in Rockport go through the windscreen faster than the chav in Cappa?

Errrrm - Eh?

 

[Panter]

Here's one: two chavs are skidding in a Corsa on ice. They hit a tree at 30 mph. The skinny chav bloke weighs 10 stone and is wearing Rockport but his female partner weighs 18 stone and is wearing Cappa. Will the chav in Rockport accelerate faster through the windscreen faster than the chav in Cappa?

Neither will accelerate.

What do I win?

 

[Panter]

Here's one: two chavs are skidding in a Corsa on ice. They hit a tree at 30 mph. The skinny chav bloke weighs 10 stone and is wearing Rockport but his female partner weighs 18 stone and is wearing Cappa. Will the chav in Rockport accelerate faster through the windscreen faster than the chav in Cappa?

Neither will accelerate.

What do I win?

 

[longers]

Never cuddled or eaten one but they are nice to look at.

We had a duck brought home once for releasing and she was beautifully soft to the touch when letting her go on the canal.

 

[longers]

Never cuddled or eaten one but they are nice to look at.

We had a duck brought home once for releasing and she was beautifully soft to the touch when letting her go on the canal.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Neither will accelerate.
What do I win?

Quite. But I'm left wondering..................

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Neither will accelerate.
What do I win?

Quite. But I'm left wondering..................

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

We had a duck brought home once for releasing and she was beautifully soft to the touch when letting her go on the canal.

Eider Duck perhaps? Lots of down there IIRC.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

We had a duck brought home once for releasing and she was beautifully soft to the touch when letting her go on the canal.

Eider Duck perhaps? Lots of down there IIRC.

 

[Baggy]

Reminds me of when I worked near St.Katharine Dock - two ducklings were rescued and hand reared by the dock staff.

They released them in spring, but they'd not been receiving the correct food, hadn't got enough oily stuff on their feathers and apparently they both sank

They had to fish them out and change their diet for a second attempt

 

[Baggy]

Reminds me of when I worked near St.Katharine Dock - two ducklings were rescued and hand reared by the dock staff.

They released them in spring, but they'd not been receiving the correct food, hadn't got enough oily stuff on their feathers and apparently they both sank

They had to fish them out and change their diet for a second attempt

 

[longers]

Eider Duck perhaps? Lots of down there IIRC.

Nope, just a bog standard brown female duck. Lovely she was.

 

[longers]

Eider Duck perhaps? Lots of down there IIRC.

Nope, just a bog standard brown female duck. Lovely she was.

 

[longers]

They had to fish them out and change their diet for a second attempt

Oops!

Went out with someone from the village to shoot rabbits with an air rifle, I'd not been before so thought I'd go along and see.
He took a potshot at a tiny duckling, the twat .
I never went anywhere with him ever again.

 

[longers]

They had to fish them out and change their diet for a second attempt

Oops!

Went out with someone from the village to shoot rabbits with an air rifle, I'd not been before so thought I'd go along and see.
He took a potshot at a tiny duckling, the twat .
I never went anywhere with him ever again.