If anybody can visit you who would it be ?

[classic33]

You do know there's only about 3 of us know what you mean.

That many!!

 

[KnackeredBike]

A trio of pretty sexually frustrated twenty-somethings.

But the postman has said if I keep on ordering them from eBay he is going to stop delivering to my house.

 

[classic33]

A trio of pretty sexually frustrated twenty-somethings.

But the postman has said if I keep on ordering them from eBay he is going to stop delivering to my house.

Chinese knock-offs?

 

[KnackeredBike]

Chinese knock-offs?

I'm not sure I can wait three weeks for them to be delivered.

 

[flake99please]

I would like to have tea (& cake) with the Dalai Lama.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 4730810, member: 259"]Peter Tinniswood. But he's not bloody bringing the three aunts from Glossop.[/QUOTE]

Mort at the graveside running soil through his fingers at his wife's funeral.
"Thinking of happier times, Mort?"
"No, I were just thinking you could grow some champion onions in this soil"

Great stuff, anyway as you were...

 

[Smokin Joe]

Adolf Hitler.

I know he was a bit of a lad, but he'd have a fascinating tale to tell.

 

[biggs682]

Adolf Hitler.

I know he was a bit of a lad, but he'd have a fascinating tale to tell.

he could bring his mate Joseph Stalin

 

[raleighnut]

Adolf Hitler.

I know he was a bit of a lad, but he'd have a fascinating tale to tell.

You could always turn all the gas on and tell him "I'm just popping to the shops for some milk"

 

[postman]

I would like to have tea (& cake) with the Dalai Lama.

Adolf Hitler.

I know he was a bit of a lad, but he'd have a fascinating tale to tell.

he could bring his mate Joseph Stalin

Adolf says he will come but he does not do tea.He said can i bring ma Guinness with me.

 

[biggs682]

Adolf says he will come but he does not do tea.He said can i bring ma Guinness with me.

Now that sounds fun

 

[alicat]

Alison but I think that door has closed

@tyred, I didn't know you cared!

 

[keithmac]

I'd like to see Rachel Riley fight Margot Robbie in my front garden for the exclusive rights to visit me. I bought some Rich Tea in special if they are interested.

Beat me to it, Rachel Riley for me too (in an intellectual capacity ).

 

[Slick]

My mum.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Martin McGuiness would be another, along with Lance Armstrong and the Yorkshire Ripper. Complex characters are interesting.