If extraterrestrials landed...

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bagpuss

Guru
Location
derby
 
I reckon it’d be similar to ‘K-Pax.’

An advanced ‘scout’ sent out in, erm, advance prior to the big boys and girls coming along.
The scout gets arrested, gets put in a mental home, is analysed, found to be either insane or SUPER intelligent and put in a secure unit, but totally unable in keeping him bound and he’s ‘beamed up’ leaving his human ‘suit’ behind, and reports to his superiors that life on is Earth too primitive for it to be interesting or worth developing!

Maybe…..
 
I remember our biology teacher - a horrible creepy man, in 6th form the boys always took turns coming in with us girls when we had a microscope session in the store room with the creep; nothing was said but the lad would just lean on the door and watch - saying that the extraterrestrials might come to the decision that we humans were the best meat supply they'd ever come across in their intergalactic wanderings, and stay to farm us.
 

Cycleops

Legendary Member
Location
Accra, Ghana
If they landed wanting victims for sex experimentation then im their man.
Be careful what you wish for. They might have been watching Planet Earth for a strong popular female leader and cloned all their females to look like Angela Merkel.
 
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