If motorists were plants...

[Shut Up Legs]

I just spent a very enjoyable 90 minutes or so outside, raking and sweeping Autumn leaves. It's very colourful out here today. I went from this a week ago:

... to this, today:

.. and then this:

Working out in the garden gives you time to think, and I had a rather whimsical thought: what if motorists were plants? So on that bizarre note, I'll leave you with my

Ode to Autumn Bicyclists.
If cars were Autumn leaves, and from motorists' limbs did fall
Such a boon for Autumn Bicyclists, as they ride their steeds betwixt
The cracked-egg shells of scattered cars, that leave a funeral pall
On dire road rage and social war, in this leaf-lost season fixed.


Phew! That just about exhausted my meagre poetic skills, I think. Time for some lunch...

 

[L14M]

If motorists were plants then I would be a cactus.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Drivers are the weeds taking over our garden.

 

[Glow worm]

Probably ground elder- bloody annoying, takes over completely, infests the place making life difficult for everything else, and once there impossible to get shot of .

 

[Cycleops]

......they'd have a seriously low IQ.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

or rose bushes....foul things.....think they look good but really they are just out of control, thorny ugly & difficult to look after. Not to mention that they attract pricks.

 

[mickle]

BMW = bramble

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I drive a Japanese knotweed.

 

[Crackle]

If motorists were plants, cyclists would be woodlice

 

[classic33]

Mushrooms: Kept in the dark and fed on bull...t.

 

[classic33]

If motorists were plants then I would be a cactus.

Wouldn't the car be a cactus? All pricks!