If Ofwat

[mr_cellophane]

had a department to regulate Thames Water, would they be Oftwat ?

 

[Fnaar]

Yes.
I feel like writing to my water company and saying: look, if Oxfam can supply a whole African village for £2 a week, how come you charge me so much?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I don't usually have anything on an aeroplane but I'd always accept a bit of TWA tea.

 

[Slim]

There's a new department being formed to counter fraud - it's called OfRip

 

[colly]

Off*uck.......I'll leave you to guess what they would regulate.