Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
...why didn't THEY invent the wheelchair?
Was the question I heard askedin a pub last night.
Was the question I heard askedin a pub last night.
If pigs are so clever...
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MadoneRider1991
Über Member
- Location
- Dorset
Hilldodger said:...why didn't THEY invent the wheelchair?
Was the question I heard askedin a pub last night.
haha
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
never seen a paraplegic pig…
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Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
Yeah, coz they haven't got wheelchairs..........
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
They wouldn't be able to push the wheels around, being ham-fisted 
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Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
Fnaar said:They wouldn't be able to push the wheels around, being ham-fisted
Maybe they could be pushed along by another pig trottering along behind them
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
That's a bit of a rash(er) statement
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
who said they didnt , lets not be to rash
Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
They could have invented it, but they are clever enough to let others do the work.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
A man out walking sees a pig in a field, with a wooden leg. Seeing the farmer he asks about the pig. Ah, says the farmer, that's a right clever pig. It understands 100 words, can do sums, and tell the difference between 8 types of tractor.
"So why the wooden leg?"
"Well, a pig that special, you don't eat him all at once..."
"So why the wooden leg?"
"Well, a pig that special, you don't eat him all at once..."
