Actually I quite like to shag my bike whilst my wife's best friend is at the end of the bed. Hey its armaggedon we can get a bit crazy.....
If they were right about 21.12.2012
- Thread starter Nosaj
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Actually I quite like to shag my bike whilst my wife's best friend is at the end of the bed. Hey its armaggedon we can get a bit crazy.....
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
I'm planning on riding my first imperial century this year.
Here's something ominous.
I noticed that my calender on my 'Smart phone' has suddenly developed a whole load of blocked out days throughout the year. They weren't there last week. I had a look and found that they were the notifications of new year, bank holidays, Saints' days, significant memorial days and so on.
What is interesting is that although last year's Christmas days were all highlighted this year is not! It stops at St Andrew's day on 30th November!
Here's something ominous.
I noticed that my calender on my 'Smart phone' has suddenly developed a whole load of blocked out days throughout the year. They weren't there last week. I had a look and found that they were the notifications of new year, bank holidays, Saints' days, significant memorial days and so on.
What is interesting is that although last year's Christmas days were all highlighted this year is not! It stops at St Andrew's day on 30th November!
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Change places with the guy from the lynx advert (after he's built the 2012 ark), with all them women getting onboard there's bound to be a few bikes amongst them to ride!! 
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
well i have plans for this year... writing a book being the main one (a travel book on a bike), but if it's all going to end, what's the point?
Scilly Suffolk
Über Member
Typical: the day before my birthday!
Pre-apocalypse ambitions? Er... get some naked cycling in?
Pre-apocalypse ambitions? Er... get some naked cycling in?
Cheradenine
Guest
A string of armed robberies on a bike.
No lycra mind you, a well cut three piece suit, a gents roadster and a nice barbour shooting bag to put my ill gotten gains and spare shotgun cartridges in.
No lycra mind you, a well cut three piece suit, a gents roadster and a nice barbour shooting bag to put my ill gotten gains and spare shotgun cartridges in.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Do you know, if it was to be the end, I wouldn't bother getting down to 13 stone... I'd just enjoy myself instead!!
Scilly Suffolk
Über Member
Surely breeks in a natty tweed?
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
similar but i would like my wife and her best friend to do each other while i watch from the Tacx trainer while cycling
. then i get to join in 
Cheradenine
Guest
I am a man about town with banks to rob and high class brothels to frequent after.
No tweed.
No tweed.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
But subaqua you can't take it with you so just chill man!!
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
I already have the trainer
G-Zero
Guru
- Location
- Kirkcudbright, SW Scotland
[quote="Nosaj, post: 1684818, member: 19646....what would you like to have: done....this year.
The only rule is you must mention at least one cycling related thing:[/quote]
Definitely my neighbour
, she's georgeous.... and as I'm a stickler for rules, this would be after I'd taken the time to get the bike out of the garage, to cycle all the way to the other side of the street 
The only rule is you must mention at least one cycling related thing:[/quote]
Definitely my neighbour
, she's georgeous.... and as I'm a stickler for rules, this would be after I'd taken the time to get the bike out of the garage, to cycle all the way to the other side of the street
Scilly Suffolk
Über Member
But is this the best use of weapons?
