If you could ask your pet a question

[Aint Skeered]

What would it be?

Arrived home at lunchtime and was greeted by the ever enthusiastic Tally(jack Russell).

And I got to thinking, if we could talk to each other briefly, what question would I ask her.
Still haven't come up with one yet, but I will.

Maybe I should ease of the painkillers!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I ask our eldest cat the same question every day - why do you insist on sh1tting on the bloody lawn?

 

[Hilldodger]

What have you done with my f**king slippers?

 

[Wolf04]

I'd ask cats why they like a particular brand of cat food one day and turn their nose up at it the next.

The answer: Meh, for me to know!

 

[stoatsngroats]

To Ted,

Are you as content as you look......

....say it's so Ted....

 

[yorkshiregoth]

I'd ask my cat. Who stole my bike?

 

[Hover Fly]

I'd ask my cats where they've been and whose food did they steal.

 

[Crackle]

"What did you eat that for?"

 

[Chuffy]

What's it like in that hole?

 

[TVC]

I would have asked my old cat:

How is it that no matter which direction you jump onto my lap from, you always manage to land on my testicles?

 

[PaulB]

I'd ask our cat "what function do you perform?"

 

[MePower]

I would ask my 2 year old weimy, Maximus, "wots it like to lick your own arse? And wot makes you do it again and again and again and again..........

 

[longers]

I would have asked my old cat:

How is it that no matter which direction you jump onto my lap from, you always manage to land on my testicles?

mebbe you're just blessed/cursed with big knackers?

 

[TVC]

mebbe you're just blessed/cursed with big knackers?

'Fraid not, just a very accurate cat.

 

[surfgurl]

Why is your new favorite spot a dusty box under the bed? You have a cat house, lots of high shelves, comfy beds and sofas, baskets of clean washing. Why under the bed in a dusty box?

Why do you steal your sister's food? And why doesn't she have a go at you for it? She normally thinks nothing of swiping at you if you are in her personal space.

What do you do when we are all out?