If you had a pet sheep....

[threebikesmcginty]

Has someone photoshopped rich p's space hopper out?

 

[wafflycat]

Shaun or Shauna

 

[rich p]

The mighty hairy aries in question had taken exception to me eyeing up his harem. He realised I represented serious competition

 

[wafflycat]

The mighty hairy aries in question had taken exception to me eyeing up his harem. He realised I represented serious competition

His ladies had obviously been looking at your photo album of your crisp packet collection

 

[rich p]

His ladies had obviously been looking at your photo album of your crisp packet collection

I was Playmate of the Month in Farmers Weekly

 

[Norm]

I was Playmate of the Month in Farmers Weekly

That's bull!

 

[rich p]

I called that ram a few names - none of them repeatable on a family forum.

 

[scots_lass]

How about She-baa if it's a girl?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Why Lammy Lammy Lamkins of course

 

[atbman]

Did none of you pet lamb eating carnivores give a ewelogy over the casserole?

 

[Fnaar]

Eric. Or Hildegard if it was female.

 

[Bay Runner]

They are all called darling around Gower

 

[Aperitif]

I have to reply to this thread because I kept seeing it and reading "If you had a pet shop".

I'd possibly sell sheep - ready for the oven - and get lambasted for it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'd possibly sell sheep - ready for the oven - and get lambasted for it.

You can be such a knit sometimes, if you pre-sauce them you'd be minted.

 

[Cubist]

You'll be getting the chop if you don't go easy on these puns