If you had done this, like Chris Froome...

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Ganymede

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... would you put it in your autobiography for everyone to read? :wacko:

Before the Tour de France sets off from Leeds on Saturday 5 July, those riders hoping to dethrone Chris Froome, the Kenyan-born, South African-educated British passport holder who won last year's 100th edition of the race, would do well to examine the early chapters of his autobiography. In particular, they might pay attention to Froome's choice of childhood pets: a pair of baby rock pythons whose diet evolved from mice and rats to rabbits. "It's an interesting fact that snakes won't eat dead food," their erstwhile keeper recalls, and it became his role, while barely into his teens, to supply them with live meals, which they squeezed to death before swallowing whole. The rabbits were often stolen from a hutch at the kindergarten across the road from his family home outside Nairobi. "Young children would arrive at the class next day and their little baby bunny rabbits would be gone," he writes, remembering how the rabbits squealed piteously as the snakes grabbed them and started the coiling process that preceded ingestion. "I felt like intervening and stopping it. But the pythons had to be fed and it was my responsibility."

(From the review of the book in today's Grauniad)

I want to believe it's a spoof, but can anyone who's read the book confirm it?
 

martint235

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I think they are less squeamish about animals dying in Kenya

As to stealing the rabbits, it's fairly easy to get a new one
 
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Ganymede

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[QUOTE 3153543, member: 30090"]It just shows what a hard ******* Froome is.

<Chants> Froom-e, Froom-e, Froom-e[/QUOTE]
Yes that's what the reviewer deduces - "The barely veiled message here is that Froome learned early on that the struggle for survival required victims. "

Stealing baby bunnies from little children counts as bad in my book though.
 
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[QUOTE 3153571, member: 30090"]I was hoping for some deep African voodoo ****, with Froome having voodoo dolls in his room at night injecting them with EPO so all his competitors get thrown out for doping.[/QUOTE]
But that would actually be quite cool...
 
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Ganymede

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That would be in the Pro Racing section where people discuss Pro Racing, but which is apparently full of unwelcoming nobbers so people start threads about pro racing elsewhere about topics already being discussed in Pro Racing to speak about pro racers.
Get you. I thought about putting it in Pro Racing but felt it wasn't about racing...
 
That would be in the Pro Racing section where people discuss Pro Racing, but which is apparently full of unwelcoming nobbers so people start threads about pro racing elsewhere about topics already being discussed in Pro Racing to speak about pro racers.
Well we are an unwelcoming clique of naysayers, or something.
 
Get you. I thought about putting it in Pro Racing but felt it wasn't about racing...

Sorry @Ganymede, it wasn't aimed at you. I'm just a bit fed up with people accusing ProRacing of being unfriendly just because they post nonsense and expect others to allow them to without making comment.

Carry on. Froome feeding snakes to rabbits sounds mental. Or whatever he did.
 
You can read the first few pages on Amazon. Which were a bit dull and which, on the basis of, I didn't buy it. Walsh probably needed to spice it up. Salt and pepper on the wabbits.
 
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Sorry @Ganymede, it wasn't aimed at you. I'm just a bit fed up with people accusing ProRacing of being unfriendly just because they post nonsense and expect others to allow them to without making comment.

Carry on. Froome feeding snakes to rabbits sounds mental. Or whatever he did.
Cheers mate :thumbsup:. Just to be clear, I'm not one of the people who say ProRacing is unfriendly - I do visit ProRacing for actual race talk - I guess this seems more "human interest" to me. What I mean - as in my thread title - is if you were a public figure and you had stolen little children's baby bunnies to feed, live and squealing, to your pet snakes, would you tell ANYONE?!
You can read the first few pages on Amazon. Which were a bit dull and which, on the basis of, I didn't buy it. Walsh probably needed to spice it up. Salt and pepper on the wabbits.
Yes I thought it sounded dull too. He should stick to cycling, which he is quite good at!
 
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