If you had to...

[Yellow Fang]

Obviously you wouldn't want to pick a fight with any of them, but if you had to...

 

[classic33]

Segal, he's shoving on a bit now.

 

[TVC]

JCvD, I have it on good authority that in real life he fights like a girl.

 

[bianchi1]

Segal. He is so old and fat now they have to speed up the film when he fights.

 

[vernon]

All three at once because I'm well 'ard.

 

[TVC]

All three at once because I'm well lard.

Really?

 

[vernon]

Really?

Yeah.

Wanna make summat of it?

 

[biggs682]

i would just set the other half on all of them..............

 

[vernon]

Too much testosterone in this thread for a Sunday morning

I'm lowering my testosterone level with a kippered mackerel on toast breakfast.

 

[stephec]

This guy would do them all -

 

[Yellow Fang]

Well, I really don't want to fight Steven Seagal. I am sure he would kick my butt. That leaves Chuck Norris or Jean Claude van Damme. Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee and lived, but OTOH he must be about 80 years old by now. Also, I don't remember him towering over Bruce Lee, so he might not be very tall.

 

[ColinJ]

Funnily enough, I was talking about this kind of thing earlier today. How Bruce Lee could take on 100 crazed attackers and despatch them all, one after another, when all they had to do was stand back and shoot him!

It's like in the Bond movies ... The super-villains must have known his reputation for wriggling out of ropes/chains/handcuffs and killing all the bad guys who were supposed to kill him, so why do they always say "Wait until I've left the room, then kill him!" when the sensible thing to do would be to get them to hold Bond down and kill him themselves?

 

[colly]

Funnily enough, I was talking about this kind of thing earlier today. How Bruce Lee could take on 100 crazed attackers and despatch them all, one after another, when all they had to do was stand back and shoot him!

It's like in the Bond movies ... The super-villains must have known his reputation for wriggling out of ropes/chains/handcuffs and killing all the bad guys who were supposed to kill him, so why do they always say "Wait until I've left the room, then kill him!" when the sensible thing to do would be to get them to hold Bond down and kill him themselves?

Don't get movies do you Col?

 

[ColinJ]

Don't get movies do you Col?

I don't seem to get a lot of things!

 

[colly]

How's it going Col. You on the mend still ?

I don't seem to get a lot of things!