If you were the new Pope what would you call yourself ?

[DRM]

Is that the one where the Popemobile becomes a speedboat?

No, they wheel it on to be told "Look at what you could've won, take it away!"

 

[DRM]

Or in the style of Blind Date, put the 3 candidates on a chair and ask silly questions, we just need a Scouse host so that it's a lorra, lorra fun

 

[DRM]

Perhaps turn the Conclave into a game show with Ken Bruce as the host.

Pope Master

Or even better, The Apprentice Vatican Edition, The candidates make overblown statements about how good they are, then Alan Sugar sets them tasks each week, tells them it's a bladdy shambles, or an utter mess and fires one each week & sends them home in an elderly Fiat Taxi, whilst the winner gets chauffeur driven away in the Popemobile

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16KHdPMpyL/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[rustybolts]

NEWSFLASH !!! IN A DRAMATIC DEPARTURE FROM HISTORICAL PROTOCOL A BLACK POPE HAS BEEN ELECTED
WHO IS ALSO FEMALE !! .... YES .. FEMALE . WHEN SHE HEARS THE NEWS SHE PROMPTLY FAINTED .
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CALL HER ? ANY SUGGESTIONS ?

 

[Dogtrousers]

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Pope Interrobang ⁉️

 

[All uphill]

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NEWSFLASH !!! IN A DRAMATIC DEPARTURE FROM HISTORICAL PROTOCOL A BLACK POPE HAS BEEN ELECTED
WHO IS ALSO FEMALE !! .... YES .. FEMALE . WHEN SHE HEARS THE NEWS SHE PROMPTLY FAINTED .
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CALL HER ? ANY SUGGESTIONS ?

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Mummy!

 

[DCLane]

New Pope elected ... but what's their Papal name?

 

[Rocky]

I haven't seen @Mad Doug Biker for a while......Doug have you got a new job you'd like to tell us about?

 

[DCLane]

Haven't seen @Drago for even longer ... until yesterday.

 

[secretsqirrel]

Maro Itoje? Or was that something else going on today.

 

[DCLane]

A US Pope - Cardinal Robert Prevost - from Chicago but living in Peru.

He's going to be Pope Leo XIV.

 

[markemark]

They picked an old white man. Shocked to the core I am.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Haven't seen @Drago for even longer ... until yesterday.

Close second, I believe.

 

[craigwend]

It's the PonTarrif...