If your bike was a car ...

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Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Saw this

View: https://twitter.com/Spectator_LIFE/status/1229319823370309633


Now clearly that's wrong. Audis tend to be driven far too fast and aggressively so the equivalent to an Audi in bike terms would be an S-Works carbon-thingy, superlight racer ridden by a MAMIL/MAWIL

But looking at my main bike, a ten year-old Tricross, I think the motoring equivalent would be a 4WD Skoda. Practical, solid, rugged and can handle rough(er) terrain.

So what car is your bike? ^_^
 

Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
Location
South Wales
Depends on how they are setup at the time.

However, the Inbred is currently set up like Toyota Hilux and the Virtue like a Subaru Impreza WRX

In the summer, the Virtue is more akin to an e-type Jag
 
SUV:

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Ford Fiesta:

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Ford transit, or possibly pickup:

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Diahatsu Copen:

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Vantage

Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
Rolls Royce Phantom V coz its soooooooooo comfy.

505014
 

Sharky

Guru
Location
Kent
Saw this

View: https://twitter.com/Spectator_LIFE/status/1229319823370309633


Now clearly that's wrong. Audis tend to be driven far too fast and aggressively so the equivalent to an Audi in bike terms would be an S-Works carbon-thingy, superlight racer ridden by a MAMIL/MAWIL

But looking at my main bike, a ten year-old Tricross, I think the motoring equivalent would be a 4WD Skoda. Practical, solid, rugged and can handle rough(er) terrain.

So what car is your bike? ^_^

Could be an audi. I can't see any indicators on it.
 
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Deleted member 26715

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A twonker will be a twonker no matter if they are driving their Audi or riding a bike, they will be ignorant barstools to everybody either way.
 
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