I'll give a Million Quid to...

[threebikesmcginty]

...anyone who can tell me where my friggin' crank remover is.*

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!

*well I might if I had a million quid

 

[fossyant]

It's where you left it

 

[Archie_tect]

Now logic tells you it will be where you last put it down... but life isn't fair like that, it'll not even be necessarily where you used it last. Today, I found my bathroom sealant gun after a long search where it should have been... Turned up in the cupboard where we keep all the spare wallpaper rolls that we put to one side just in case but never need... found my glasses in the fridge at the office last week!

 

[KEEF]

It's in the same place as my freaking IPod

 

[Speicher]

Behind the toolbox. Last time you used it you left in on top of the toolbox and it has slipped off the top.

 

[Archie_tect]

Behind the toolbox. Last time you used it you left in on top of the toolbox and it has slipped off the top.

...and then fell off the back of the vertical freezer in the garage, jamming in the grille half way down- next to the packet of 5amp fuses and the 3mm drill bit from your Black and Decker cordless screwdriver set.

 

[palinurus]

It's still attached to that crank you threw in the metal recycling skip in February.

 

[PaulB]

It's over there, look, behind that...thing. Are you blind

 

[Archie_tect]

Check the fridge.... ooh, brie!!

 

[Archie_tect]

+ crackers... and a nice bottle of Merlot...

Er, what was it you were looking for again?

 

[rusky]

"It will be in the last place you look"

No sh1t sherlock, I'm not going to keep looking once I've found it, am I???

 

[CopperBrompton]

I'll buy you a brand new one. Just forward the million quid, and I'll even hand-deliver it.